This one had me losing it for two solid minutes yesterday, just imagining it:I joined Twitter just to follow FakeTomOsborne.
Great stuff.
My only coaching regret was not starting a midget at tailback just once. Just thinking about his little legs running makes me piss myself.
Spent $33.85 at Amigos after smoking some J's at Abel Hall 2night. Can't stop eating and gonna look like that KU coach if I don't stop.
Just called Bill Snyder to ask him how his bowl preperations were going. He didn't laugh. I did.