killer cacti
All-Conference
Guys.
I can't take it anymore. I'm fleeing the country. Tomorrow morning at 11:30, I will hop on a plane to Charlotte, and then it's off to the land of tundras, elk, and Molson, ay? That's right, I'm going to Canada, ay? My life's been a bit of a struggle lately, and so has my golf game, so I'm going north to take up a new past time, HOCKEY, ay? I figure with my lack of ability to stop while skating paired with my short stocky size, I think I could lay a pretty damn good blow to any unsuspecting person with or without the puck, ay? That is, if my aim's on, ay?
So goodbye to the life of pulling for a consistently underacheiving college football team (Clemson), golf, and sweet, juicy hamburgers, ay? Hello to the land of double official languages, socialized healthcare, and the land of sports teams known as the Canucks, Oilers, Flames, Senators, Maple Leafs, & Canadiens, ay? Come see me when we play in your area...that is, if my hockey game works out, ay?
So long dear friends, ay?
killer cacti, ay?
P.S. Actually I'm going to Toronto for work purposes for a few days tomorrow. I may or may not have socialized internet up there, but if not, keep Huskerboard rockin' for me. I'll be home Friday night late/Saturday morning early.
I can't take it anymore. I'm fleeing the country. Tomorrow morning at 11:30, I will hop on a plane to Charlotte, and then it's off to the land of tundras, elk, and Molson, ay? That's right, I'm going to Canada, ay? My life's been a bit of a struggle lately, and so has my golf game, so I'm going north to take up a new past time, HOCKEY, ay? I figure with my lack of ability to stop while skating paired with my short stocky size, I think I could lay a pretty damn good blow to any unsuspecting person with or without the puck, ay? That is, if my aim's on, ay?
So goodbye to the life of pulling for a consistently underacheiving college football team (Clemson), golf, and sweet, juicy hamburgers, ay? Hello to the land of double official languages, socialized healthcare, and the land of sports teams known as the Canucks, Oilers, Flames, Senators, Maple Leafs, & Canadiens, ay? Come see me when we play in your area...that is, if my hockey game works out, ay?
So long dear friends, ay?
killer cacti, ay?
P.S. Actually I'm going to Toronto for work purposes for a few days tomorrow. I may or may not have socialized internet up there, but if not, keep Huskerboard rockin' for me. I'll be home Friday night late/Saturday morning early.
