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COLD IS A RELATIVE THING
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Nebraska plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Nebraska sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Nebraska drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Nebraskans close the windows.
Zero:
Texans fly away to Mexico.
People in Nebraska get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Nebraskans get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Nebraska start saying...”Cold enough fer ya?”
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours LATE
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Nebraska plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Nebraska sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Nebraska drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Nebraskans close the windows.
Zero:
Texans fly away to Mexico.
People in Nebraska get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Nebraskans get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Nebraska start saying...”Cold enough fer ya?”
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours LATE
