Interesting story that points to BP

The story is not accurate. Seriously, it's sooo not true. Let me clear it up, people.

It was a Jack and Coke.

I was the bartender.

And the banging sound in the ballroom was not the B&D pumping so loud (bass & drum). It was the 2003 defensive unit running through a bathroom wall for Pelini to enter.

Rumors. Are. Fun.

Humor. Is. Good.

 
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
PIMPZILLA said:
This is the 3rd message board I've seen this on in the last 10 mins. Awesome!!
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I think we should start our own Huskerboard rumor and see how far it travels :lol:
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I think I'll start one on my other board that goes like this.... "It's being reported on www.Huskerboard.com that Tom Osborne has hired an inter-net poster named "Hack" to be Nebraska's new HC. Hack has started to fill coaching postions by making Husker Rob-DC, AR Husker-OC and BigRedIowan towel boy. More news to come". :lol:

 
M-247gunner said:
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
PIMPZILLA said:
This is the 3rd message board I've seen this on in the last 10 mins. Awesome!!
Click to expand...
I think we should start our own Huskerboard rumor and see how far it travels :lol:
Click to expand...
I think I'll start one on my other board that goes like this.... "It's being reported on www.Huskerboard.com that Tom Osborne has hired an inter-net poster named "Hack" to be Nebraska's new HC. Hack has started to fill coaching postions by making Husker Rob-DC, AR Husker-OC and BigRedIowan towel boy. More news to come". :lol:
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I double dog dare ya!! :lol:

 
Great story! If it had been in a parking garage instead of a bar, it would have been shades of Watergate. "I can't tell you my name, but I work inside the athletic department" or some such phrase.

Playing along with it, the most interesting part was the notion that Stoops and Pelini would have a semi-friendly rivalry if Bo coaches NU. That would be the best thing to happen to both programs. Bring back the NU-OU war!

 
Wouldn't that be great?

I loved having a rival we can respect.

Last night on the news, they were calling NE vs CO a RIVALRY! YUCK! No WAY, in my book.

 
Hunter94 said:
god, this place is amazing. the best stories i have heard since i was a kid.

they should all really start.........."once upon a time, when all the Huskers in Huskerville were in a funk"......you know, yada yada yada :lol:
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i want one that starts

Dear Penthouse:

you probably won't believe this, but i am a student at a midwestern university and last saturday night while doing my differential equations homework in the stacks of love library....

someone please take it from here

 
Vegas Popinjay said:
Great story! If it had been in a parking garage instead of a bar, it would have been shades of Watergate. "I can't tell you my name, but I work inside the athletic department" or some such phrase.
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LMAO,

Good one Vegas...good one.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 
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M-247gunner said:
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
PIMPZILLA said:
This is the 3rd message board I've seen this on in the last 10 mins. Awesome!!
Click to expand...
I think we should start our own Huskerboard rumor and see how far it travels :lol:
Click to expand...
I think I'll start one on my other board that goes like this.... "It's being reported on www.Huskerboard.com that Tom Osborne has hired an inter-net poster named "Hack" to be Nebraska's new HC. Hack has started to fill coaching postions by making Husker Rob-DC, AR Husker-OC and BigRedIowan towel boy. More news to come". :lol:
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Careful... that towel boy may get loose in the showers and start snapping away. "hey guys, anyone drop a bar of soap?" <SNAP!>

Then again, you would have a DC that's all talk, an OC who's technical talk is too expensive, and a HC that would.. um... well... he would prolly bring home a championship.

;)

 
Vegas Popinjay said:
Great story! If it had been in a parking garage instead of a bar, it would have been shades of Watergate. "I can't tell you my name, but I work inside the athletic department" or some such phrase.

Playing along with it, the most interesting part was the notion that Stoops and Pelini would have a semi-friendly rivalry if Bo coaches NU. That would be the best thing to happen to both programs. Bring back the NU-OU war!
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Yeah...where is deep throat? Maybe she was busy that night... :sarcasm

 
Addison Mode said:
Let me clear it up, people.

It was a Jack and Coke.

I was the bartender.

And the banging sound in the ballroom was not the B&D pumping so loud (bass & drum). It was the 2003 defensive unit running through a bathroom wall for Pelini to enter.
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Actually, I was there too. I was the name that couldn't be made out. The bartender is right, the banging sound in the ballroom was not the bass & drum...... it was me and the HOT 30 year old woman:) The old guy still has no idea, it was his daughter!

 
M-247gunner said:
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
PIMPZILLA said:
This is the 3rd message board I've seen this on in the last 10 mins. Awesome!!
Click to expand...
I think we should start our own Huskerboard rumor and see how far it travels :lol:
Click to expand...
I think I'll start one on my other board that goes like this.... "It's being reported on www.Huskerboard.com that Tom Osborne has hired an inter-net poster named "Hack" to be Nebraska's new HC. Hack has started to fill coaching postions by making Husker Rob-DC, AR Husker-OC and BigRedIowan towel boy. More news to come". :lol:
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thank god you didnt say "Waterboy" because he would think that he would be able to play Defense

 
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