Invest in a good scooter.
In 4-8 years, fuel prices will be $5 per gallon everywhere in the US. One gallon. Just to drive to get donuts on Sunday. Or grab a few things at the Supermarket for lunch. Or maybe it's just 8 miles down the road to get to work. And it all adds up.
Don't get any Scooter made from China. It's crap.
Japanese Scooters (Honda, Yamaha) are good, and Taiwanese (SYM, Lance, Genuine) are super solid.
Italian scooters are good (Vespa) but extremely over priced.
Also, it will be a waste of time to get a 50cc Scooter. They can only go 30mph, and even slower up a hill (think 15-23 mph in one or 2 lane traffic). However, 50cc is allowed without needing a motorcycle license. Because it doesn't have the horse power or burst of speed.
If you invest, make sure you get anything 125cc (minimum) and up. You want to have to ability to drive 40-60mph if needed. Often times in 30 or 45mph speed limit zones, it is needed to have that kind of power.
You are going to get 70-85 miles per gallon. You will need to get a motorcycle license. You will have to weatherize your Scooter in colder months (oil, battery, etc). And you won't enjoy riding in the rain.
Having said that, you will love riding a scooter. And maybe a motorcycle is more your liking. And that's awesome too!
But if we are talking about investments, why not a scooter or motorcycle? As long as you take care of it and enjoy it, you won't have to worry about wasting money on fuel, when you can spend it on booze and pizza instead. Just hop on and let's go for a ride - to the liquor store and grab a slice of pepperoni ! Or taco bell !

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