itouch = old person iPod Touch?IPad=old people itouch.
Amen... I do own a Mac Book Pro (no I am not rich, just unmarried) and it has been in to Apple several times, and needs to go back again. To be fair they have always fixed the issues for free. Apple doesn't advertise recalls, but they are out there tons of them, and I have been lucky to get in on a few. There ability to advertise and make every other product live up to them is amazing, even though the perception is better than the truth.Apple is successful because of pretty good products and absurdly good marketing.