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Denver, CO - Man gets new trial chance after claiming hypoglycemia made him hit wife on head with hammer, run her over with van.. Full Story

France - Man, 31, manages to pass himself off as a 15-year-old school boy for a whole month, despite looking like he is 50 (with pic). Full Story

Tacoma, WA - Woman was pretty sure that her ex-boyfriend was mad at her when he threw a gasoline-filled baggie at her. But when he shot a flare gun at her moments later, that confirmed it . Full Story

New Jersey - Today's loophole that let's an ex-con fund his own retirement by setting up a charitable foundation brought to you by, who else, New Jersey. Full Story

Reno, NV - Reno man sues ex-employer for exposing him to porn. Full Story

Los Angeles, CA - Mary-Kate and Ashley are 19 yesterday. Weigh-ins aside, it was also their birthday. Full Story

 
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Tacoma, WA - Woman was pretty sure that her ex-boyfriend was mad at her when he threw a gasoline-filled baggie at her. But when he shot a flare gun at her moments later, that confirmed it . Full Story

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Blonde, right? She was blonde????

 
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Tacoma, WA - Woman was pretty sure that her ex-boyfriend was mad at her when he threw a gasoline-filled baggie at her. But when he shot a flare gun at her moments later, that confirmed it . Full Story

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Blonde, right? She was blonde????
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Was that the defense you presented to get off your flaming-baggie incident?

 
Denver, CO - Man gets new trial chance after claiming hypoglycemia made him hit wife on head with hammer, run her over with van.. Full Story
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Damn, shoulda used AR's "she was blonde" defense.

France - Man, 31, manages to pass himself off as a 15-year-old school boy for a whole month, despite looking like he is 50 (with pic). Full Story
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..."posing as "Francisco Hernandez-Fernandez", a Spanish orphan." How terribly clever. Signed, Willie the Wildcat

Tacoma, WA - Woman was pretty sure that her ex-boyfriend was mad at her when he threw a gasoline-filled baggie at her. But when he shot a flare gun at her moments later, that confirmed it . Full Story
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Dude might wanna check with our resident Attorney on this one - he specializes in flaming-baggie incidents. :)

New Jersey -  Today's loophole that let's an ex-con fund his own retirement by setting up a charitable foundation brought to you by, who else, New Jersey. Full Story
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Thanks again for nothin ETR.

Reno, NV - Reno man sues ex-employer for exposing him to porn. Full Story
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Where did he work?

Los Angeles, CA - Mary-Kate and Ashley are 19 yesterday. Weigh-ins aside, it was also their birthday. Full Story
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Slacker, are you coming up with these punchlines :)

 
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Tacoma, WA - Woman was pretty sure that her ex-boyfriend was mad at her when he threw a gasoline-filled baggie at her. But when he shot a flare gun at her moments later, that confirmed it . Full Story

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Blonde, right? She was blonde????
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Was that the defense you presented to get off your flaming-baggie incident?
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What, you expect me to tell you for free?!?!?! Let's get serious and talk retainer before you try that stunt on your own. Easy rates can be arranged. Have your people call my people...

 
Figures. Typical windbag ofa superlative flinging hyperbole spraying retainer taking attorney. Just typical. <_<

 
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