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Baltimore, MD -Three-hundred pound naked man rescued from reservoir three times in several minutes... the third time after he sank the rescue boat. Full Story
Long Beach, NJ -Fearing that signs warning of dangerous rip tides would be found inadequate in a potential lawsuit, town decides to lower its liability risk by posting no signs at all. Hilarity hasn't ensued yet, but soon will. Full Story
Germany -Man says that he cut off his penis because he could not keep up with the insatiable sex demands of his wife. Full Story
Salt Lake City, UT - Police might believe "I shot him in the leg to make him fall," but not "I shot him in the head to make him dizzy." Full Story
Olathe, KS -Teen charged with battery after vomiting on his Spanish teacher. Full Story
Celebs -To prove Scientology isn't a cult, Tom Cruise has hired a "minder" for Katie Holmes. Full Story
Long Beach, NJ -Fearing that signs warning of dangerous rip tides would be found inadequate in a potential lawsuit, town decides to lower its liability risk by posting no signs at all. Hilarity hasn't ensued yet, but soon will. Full Story
Germany -Man says that he cut off his penis because he could not keep up with the insatiable sex demands of his wife. Full Story
Salt Lake City, UT - Police might believe "I shot him in the leg to make him fall," but not "I shot him in the head to make him dizzy." Full Story
Olathe, KS -Teen charged with battery after vomiting on his Spanish teacher. Full Story
Celebs -To prove Scientology isn't a cult, Tom Cruise has hired a "minder" for Katie Holmes. Full Story