Irregular News

[slacker]

Santa Fe, NM - Because her last war protest was so successful, Jane Fonda to go on tour opposing Iraq war. Full Story

Japan - Over five hundred Chinese and Koreans sue Japan for $9.00 each due to psychological trauma caused by their textbooks. Full Story

East Rutherford, NJ - Scammer claiming to be Jessica Simpson's assistant scores $12,000 worth of free merchandise. Full Story

Longport, NJ - Lifeguards told to join the real world and get a job during the off-season instead of collecting unemployment. Full Story

...and while we're talking about New Jersey...

Trinton, NJ - New Jersey looks to add your car to long list of places where it's illegal to smoke. Full Story

 

[BigRedJake]

Longport, NJ - Lifeguards told to join the real world and get a job during the off-season instead of collecting unemployment. Full Story
...and while we're talking about New Jersey...

Trinton, NJ - New Jersey looks to add your car to long list of places where it's illegal to smoke. Full Story

To the first: AMEN!

And did you know that in Denver it's illegal to drive a black car on Sundays?

No lie. People say it isn't enforced, but a buddy of mine that drives a black camaro got fined for it when he got pulled over speeding.