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Roanoke, VA - You know it's a slow news day when newspaper and television reporters are trying to fry an egg on the hood of a Saturn. Full Story
National - Burger King claims that "groupies love Coq" captions on website were not meant to be sexual. Full Story
St. Louis, MO - Stock analyst goes to jail for threatening to tank Hardee's market value if he doesn't get consulting fee, extra curly fries. Full Story
Manama - <-- Wherever the he*L that is. Police serving warrant on man are awfully surprised when he pounces onto his porch and attacks them with his sword and then runs off and steals a bus. Full Story
Orlando, FL - Two neighbors open up a can of whoop a$$ on each other. Crowd enjoying the fight gets angry when the cops break it up, flood 911 with bogus calls as payback. Full Story
Seattle, WA - One month before Microsoft goes live with new security key, hacker in India breaks code, generates keys for free. Full Story
National - Burger King claims that "groupies love Coq" captions on website were not meant to be sexual. Full Story
St. Louis, MO - Stock analyst goes to jail for threatening to tank Hardee's market value if he doesn't get consulting fee, extra curly fries. Full Story
Manama - <-- Wherever the he*L that is. Police serving warrant on man are awfully surprised when he pounces onto his porch and attacks them with his sword and then runs off and steals a bus. Full Story
Orlando, FL - Two neighbors open up a can of whoop a$$ on each other. Crowd enjoying the fight gets angry when the cops break it up, flood 911 with bogus calls as payback. Full Story
Seattle, WA - One month before Microsoft goes live with new security key, hacker in India breaks code, generates keys for free. Full Story