Irregular News

[slacker]

New York, NY - Coke claims to have invented a drink that actually burns calories. Full Story

Pocatello, ID - Attorney's license suspended for asking client to pose nude in exchange for his fee. Full Story

Canada - Angry, drunken mob converges on hotel, demands that alleged drug dealers get the hell out of town, which they do. Full Story

York, PA - Halloween parade cancelled after reverend enters anti-abortion float, "Dr. Butcher's Chop Shop of Choice Cuts". Full Story

United Kindgom - Arsonist takes less than 12 hours to break her bail conditions by getting drunk and pouring paint stripper on cars. Full Story

 

[BigRedJake]

The crowd dispersed after hearing the men were leaving town. But Gray condemns the vigilante group, saying they trampled on the rights of the eight men.

I'm all broken up over those men's rights.

P.S. Is there so little in Canada that the nearest town of note is 683 miles away?

 

[AR Husker Fan]

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Pocatello, ID - Attorney's license suspended for asking client to pose nude in exchange for his fee. Full Story

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What is this country coming to?????? To suspend his license for, uh, creative financing! The poor woman probably couldn't afford an attorney otherwise because the abusive husband cleaned out the bank accounts - and this poor, unselfish lawyer simply tried to find an alternative means of compensation.

Sad...