Roxy15
All-Conference
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench
rings and a man engages the hands -free speaker function and begins to
talk
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the ! Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2004
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year
is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000"
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
locker
room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
bench
rings and a man engages the hands -free speaker function and begins to
talk
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the ! Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2004
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year
is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000"
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
locker
room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
