Husker Dawg (Husker County): Hi Beano, do you think Nebraska will upset someone in the Big 12 this year?
Beano Cook: I think the true test will be against Penn State. Thinking about it reminds me of Michigan State versus Notre Dame in 1966. But then so does washing my hands.
Husker Dawg: We dont play Penn State.
Beano Cook: It was in 1966. And you are correct. Notre Dame played
AT Michigan State.
Husker Dawg: What?
Beano Cook: The sky was overcast that day and soda pop was a nickel.
Husker Dawg: I dont quite follow you.
Beano Cook: Spartan Stadium.
Husker Dawg: What does that have to do with my question?
Beano Cook: Woody Hayes had one of the most disciplined fullbacks in the backfield. Frankie Whats-his-name?
Husker Dawg: What are you talking about?
Beano Cook: Frankie. Coach Solich, he'll have the Huskers ready to go.
Husker Dawg: I give up.
Beano Cook: And Paterno knows this.
Husker Dawg: Please stop.
Beano Cook: Tennessee.