Jamal Turner gon' be a daddy

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Saw on Facebook that he and his wife/girlfriend/fiance/significant other?? are expecting a baby. Congrats Jamal!

 
That's why you have to use the back door. I can't imagine being a dad, going to school full time and have the stress of football. Hopefully he can manage all of them equally well(especially the daddy part).

 
How in the heck can you do that? When all I hear is about how poor the scholastic athlete is? I geuss baby momma goes to work then? AAhh hell what do I know. When I first got married and kid on the way my tv stand was a card board box and flat wear from the dollar store. Also a poncho liner and some rubber chairs to sit in. Man,me and my wife still laugh at that and how much fun we were having then.

 
akita said:
How in the heck can you do that? When all I hear is about how poor the scholastic athlete is? I geuss baby momma goes to work then? AAhh hell what do I know. When I first got married and kid on the way my tv stand was a card board box and flat wear from the dollar store. Also a poncho liner and some rubber chairs to sit in. Man,me and my wife still laugh at that and how much fun we were having then.
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Not even close. Check out this article to see how student athletes have access to thousands upon thousands of dollars every year.

Monthly, football players are looking at $1,420 cash in their pocket without having to buy books or pay tuition and fees. Did you have $1,420 of cash every month in college? If football players were to work a job paying a respectable $10 an hour, they would need to work 36 hours a week for 50 weeks to make $1,420 before taxes to make what they get from their football scholarship and other available money sources.
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http://www.holyturf....hin-ncaa-rules/

 
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akita said:
How in the heck can you do that? When all I hear is about how poor the scholastic athlete is? I geuss baby momma goes to work then? AAhh hell what do I know. When I first got married and kid on the way my tv stand was a card board box and flat wear from the dollar store. Also a poncho liner and some rubber chairs to sit in. Man,me and my wife still laugh at that and how much fun we were having then.
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Not even close. Check out this article to see how student athletes have access to thousands upon thousands of dollars every year.

Monthly, football players are looking at $1,420 cash in their pocket without having to buy books or pay tuition and fees. Did you have $1,420 of cash every month in college? If football players were to work a job paying a respectable $10 an hour, they would need to work 36 hours a week for 50 weeks to make $1,420 before taxes to make what they get from their football scholarship and other available money sources.
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http://www.holyturf....hin-ncaa-rules/
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I was being sarcastic. I just cringe when I hear tv analysts say they need to be payed.

 
well on the selfish side. this might be a blessing. that kid might come out next year and have 100 catches and and average 20 per catch. ( I am refering to him running with the ball after catch, we know there might be a problem with taylor throwing accurately over 15 yards) that kid is going to very soon see a child and realize that frikin diapers are a b!^@h for an expense and want to raise his stock real fast. heck with this theory all the young players need kids on the way. It would hopefully keep them out of bars and wanting to exceede in the sports. I call for all you woman to do your job in the lincoln area! In fact girls when you get tagged,by the football players. If they are 1st team players and Juniors or younger. If you use a condom that is fine. But when he leaves the room after the big bang. Take that condom and rub that sperm in your vagina. You as woman have a duty to try to get the Husker nation into multiple national titles. Thank you for being a team player and possibly making me happy on future saturdays. HOW IN THE CRAP DO I THINK OF THIS STUFF?

 
Huh? Taylor has decent arm strength and we are often in single or zero coverage deep when we try it. It is hitting receivers in stride that he has an issue with and accuracy, which shows on the shorter routes where there are more defenders around. I am a lot more worried about maximizing receiver YAC opportunities on the short/intermediate patterns than being able to hit them deep a few times a year.

 
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akita said:
well on the selfish side. this might be a blessing. that kid might come out next year and have 100 catches and and average 20 per catch. ( I am refering to him running with the ball after catch, we know there might be a problem with taylor throwing accurately over 15 yards) that kid is going to very soon see a child and realize that frikin diapers are a b!^@h for an expense and want to raise his stock real fast. heck with this theory all the young players need kids on the way. It would hopefully keep them out of bars and wanting to exceede in the sports. I call for all you woman to do your job in the lincoln area! In fact girls when you get tagged,by the football players. If they are 1st team players and Juniors or younger. If you use a condom that is fine. But when he leaves the room after the big bang. Take that condom and rub that sperm in your vagina. You as woman have a duty to try to get the Husker nation into multiple national titles. Thank you for being a team player and possibly making me happy on future saturdays. HOW IN THE CRAP DO I THINK OF THIS STUFF?
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WTH? Take your pills man.

 
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