Roxy
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A man was told by his doctor that he had twenty-four hours to live. His wife, feeling sad, offered to comfort him anyway possible. He indicated that he always enjoyed their active sex life and wanted to know if they could have sex one more time, "of course" she said. A few hours later he asked for the same thing and again she willingly complied. Still later he asked again and she complied. At the fourth request the once dutiful wife explained, "enough sweetheart, please understand that I have to get up in the morning and you, on the other hand, do not!"
