**JOKE** Further Pelini tapes/videos that could potentially be released **JOKE**

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Assistant Coach
I worry about further tapes or videos being released. Although the tapes/vids listed below are pure speculation, they could be damaging to our Husker football program:

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  • audio of Pelini berating the paperboy for throwing his newspaper in the bushes. (The paperboy starts crying).

  • video of Pelini killing a unicorn. And eating its still beating heart.

  • audio of Pelini making the "Mike Rotch" prank call to Dirk Chatelain during the OWH Christmas party. (Chatelain starts crying).

  • video of Pelini leaving a flaming bag of dog sh#t on Tim Miles’ front step. Hazing the new guy.

  • video of Pelini riding on a moped with his young, attractive girlfriend. (Our cheap boosters—sheesh! Too cheap to get Pelini a motorcycle like Hogs boosters got for Petrino.)

  • video of Pelini goofing around in the lockerroom, and giving Tyler Moore an over-the-head super wedgie—the real reason Tyler Moore left the team.

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Okay Huskerboard, it's time to shake out of our funk! We got a game tomorrow!! :lol:

 
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Dont forget the hidden camera of his secret meetings with Bob Stooos where they castrate the mascots of any opposing Carsinal Mooney high school teams

 
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