Joke

Roxy

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A woman got burned bad on her face, and would need skin

grafting to repair the damage. None of her skin would work for

the surgery, so her husband volunteered his skin.

The only skin that would work was from his a$$. They decided

to go ahead with the surgery, but they made a promise to each

other that they would tell no one where the skin came from.

The surgery turned out great, and everyone complimented

her on how great she looked.

One day later on, she was sitting with her husband, and said:

I just can't thank you enough for the sacrifice you made for me

to make me look beautiful again.

Husband: It's thanks enough everytime I see your mother

kiss you goodbye.

 
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