Joke

[Roxy]

woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband:

"I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

He never even heard the shot...

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[rawhide]

I would have taken the mag out first.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

:rollin :rollin :rollin

 

[AR Husker Fan]

Imagine if she was suffering from PMS - he'd have been in bloody little pieces all over the floor, walls and ceiling...

 

[rawhide]

The scene from Fargo with the wood chipper comes to mind.

 

[huskerfan500]

at least he was honest

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

This is a time when honesty is a bad thing!

 

[HuskerNCo]

at least he was honest

We are not looking for honest :angry: ...just luv... :lol: Tell her what she wants to hear and we all walk out alive!!! :clap

 

[AR Husker Fan]

at least he was honest

We are not looking for honest :angry: ...just luv... :lol: Tell her what she wants to hear and we all walk out alive!!! :clap

Ah, but that't the trick, isn't it? Trying to figure out "what she wants to hear" is akin to playing Russin Roulette with a fully loaded gun...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

:laughpound That is great...

 

[Nicole]

at least he was honest

We are not looking for honest :angry: ...just luv... :lol: Tell her what she wants to hear and we all walk out alive!!! :clap

:yeah

:lol: :lol: