Roxy
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of
>> fishing and decides
>> to take a nap.
>> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
>> take the boat out.
>> She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
>> book.
>>
>> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
>> alongside the woman and
>> says,
>> 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
>> 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking,
>> 'Isn't that obvious?')
>> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he
>> informs her
>> 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
>> I'm reading'
>> 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
>> you could start at any
>> moment.
>> I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
>> 'For reading a book,' she replies,
>> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he
>> informs her again.
>> 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
>> Sexual assault,' says the
>> woman.
>> 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game
>> warden.
>> 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
>> all I know you could start
>> at any moment.'
>> 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
>>
>>
>> fishing and decides
>> to take a nap.
>> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
>> take the boat out.
>> She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
>> book.
>>
>> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
>> alongside the woman and
>> says,
>> 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
>> 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking,
>> 'Isn't that obvious?')
>> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he
>> informs her
>> 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
>> I'm reading'
>> 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
>> you could start at any
>> moment.
>> I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
>> 'For reading a book,' she replies,
>> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he
>> informs her again.
>> 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
>> Sexual assault,' says the
>> woman.
>> 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game
>> warden.
>> 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
>> all I know you could start
>> at any moment.'
>> 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
>>
>>