Scarlet"N"Cream
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There were these 3 nuns out for a drive in a car in the mountains. They were driving down hill speeding and their car flew off the cliff and exploded on impact.
The three of them found themselves standing in front of the gates of heaven, infront of a Saint. The Saint told them:
"I will let all three of you nuns enter heaven if you can answer each one question." The firt nun said, "What is my question?" The Sainteplied with the question, "Who was the first man on earth?" The nun said, "That's easy, it was Adam!" All of a sudden the gates of Heaven opens and the nun is saved. The second nun said, "What my question?" The Saint said, "Who was the first female on earth?" The nun replied, "Thats easy, it was Eve." The gates of Heaven opens and the second nun is saved. The third nun askes, "What is my question?" The Saint asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun relplies, "Boy that a hard one!" and all of a sudden the gates of heaven opens and she is saved.
The three of them found themselves standing in front of the gates of heaven, infront of a Saint. The Saint told them:
"I will let all three of you nuns enter heaven if you can answer each one question." The firt nun said, "What is my question?" The Sainteplied with the question, "Who was the first man on earth?" The nun said, "That's easy, it was Adam!" All of a sudden the gates of Heaven opens and the nun is saved. The second nun said, "What my question?" The Saint said, "Who was the first female on earth?" The nun replied, "Thats easy, it was Eve." The gates of Heaven opens and the second nun is saved. The third nun askes, "What is my question?" The Saint asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun relplies, "Boy that a hard one!" and all of a sudden the gates of heaven opens and she is saved.
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