Roxy
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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.*
*'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'*
The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.*
*'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.*
*The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'*
*Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.*
*The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.*
*St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?'*
*The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.'*
>
*/And So The Christmas Season
Begins....../*
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.*
*'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'*
The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.*
*'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.*
*The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'*
*Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.*
*The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.*
*St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?'*
*The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.'*
>
*/And So The Christmas Season
Begins....../*
