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BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?
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>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
>me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.
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>Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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>The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.
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>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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>She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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>He studies the pieces for a moment , then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
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>'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
>assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.
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>He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
>nice cup of tea, and then .' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . ..
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>'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
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>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
>me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.
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>Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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>The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.
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>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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>She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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>He studies the pieces for a moment , then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
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>'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
>assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.
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>He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
>nice cup of tea, and then .' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . ..
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>'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
