Laffy Taffy Jokes

General Blackshirt

General Blackshirt

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Post your favorite Laffy Taffy jokes. I sure do love these things...

QUESTION: What is a bucaneer?

ANSWER: Expensive Corn!!

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Question: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Answer: Cause if they flew over the bay they would be called Bagels!

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General Blackshirt said:
Post your favorite Laffy Taffy jokes. I sure do love these things...

QUESTION: What is a bucaneer?

ANSWER: Expensive Corn!!

(Highlight to see the answer. Text is in white ;) )
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Reminds me of the hairlip that went "trick-or-Treating dressed as a Pirate

Rang the doorbell and the candygiver asked what he was supposed to be.

"I'm a Paahhhrate"

 

QUESTION: Where's your bucaneers?

ANSWER: Right here! Where's your 'Buckaneyes?

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Laffy Taffy is a chewy candy that you usually find at concession stands, I always eat a ton of em in baseball games, and they have 2 extremely corny jokes on the wrappers, and I always get a kick out of em..

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Didn't they used to have a bubblegum "Bazooka"? that had really (bad) corny jokes in them?

QUESTION: What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

ANSWER: A Dictator!!

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HUSKER 37 said:
Didn't they used to have a bubblegum "Bazooka"? that had really (bad) corny jokes in them?

QUESTION: What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

ANSWER: A Dictator!!

(Highlight to see the answer. Text is in white ;) )
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LOL

 
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