Last night of the Offseason: Rank the B1G's 18 Wheelers

[Excel]

It's been a long offseason, on this football's eve I ask; who has the nicest truck?

ILLINOIS

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INDIANA

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IOWA

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MICHIGAN

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MICHIGAN STATE

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MINNESOTA

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NEBRASKA (a helicopter? really?)

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NORTHWESTERN

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[Excel]

OHIO STATE

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PENN STATE

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PURDUE

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WISCONSIN

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[Excel]

I voted for Ohio State..always thought the Peterbilt 379 (and similar models) was one of the most beautiful trucks around;

 

[Mierin]

I picked Michigan

And the Iowa design looks phallic

 

[mrandyk]

Nebraska has a god damn helicopter. Doesn't get any better.

 

[Excel]

Nebraska has a god damn helicopter. Doesn't get any better.

Seriously, what do you guys use that thing for? Does the school own it or just some fan? I'm assuming its the school's because of the livery.

 

[Mierin]

Nebraska has a god damn helicopter. Doesn't get any better.

Seriously, what do you guys use that thing for? Does the school own it or just some fan? I'm assuming its the school's because of the livery.

Spy missions over Iowa's practice field. That's how we managed to beat them last year.

 

[jsneb83]

I picked Michigan

And the Iowa design looks phallic

Does everything look like a penis to you?

 

[Excel]

Nebraska has a god damn helicopter. Doesn't get any better.

Seriously, what do you guys use that thing for?

Spy missions over Iowa's practice field.

 

[Mierin]

Nebraska has a god damn helicopter. Doesn't get any better.

Seriously, what do you guys use that thing for?

Spy missions over Iowa's practice field.

That's amazing, but why is there an elephant pooping on their field?

 

[Mierin]

I picked Michigan

And the Iowa design looks phallic

Does everything look like a penis to you?

Only things that look like penii

 

[Excel]

That's amazing, but why is there an elephant pooping on their field?

Because if you were an elephant in Iowa where would you poop?

 

[Mierin]

That's amazing, but why is there an elephant pooping on their field?

Because if you were an elephant in Iowa where would you poop?

I suppose that works

Hey wait a minute. Nebraksa is spelled wrong. You've been on this forum long enough to know we's smart

 

[Excel]

That's amazing, but why is there an elephant pooping on their field?

Because if you were an elephant in Iowa where would you poop?

I suppose that works

Hey wait a minute. Nebraksa is spelled wrong. You've been on this forum long enough to know we's smart

Do you know how many times I've seen "Wisconsin" misspelled here? 17. I meant what I spelled dammit.

 

[Mierin]

That's amazing, but why is there an elephant pooping on their field?

Because if you were an elephant in Iowa where would you poop?

I suppose that works

Hey wait a minute. Nebraksa is spelled wrong. You've been on this forum long enough to know we's smart

Do you know how many times I've seen "Wisconsin" misspelled here? 17. I meant what I spelled dammit.

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