I'm all for building bitter rivalries. After all it's the ugly ones that are the most fun and the wins in the ugly rivalries that are the most satisfying.
So here it goes.
Ohio State

repare to be unseated as king of the Big 10 Mountain.
Wisconsin: If you are able to put down your picket sings and leave the B.O. funk filled capitol rotunda long enough to watch a football game Nebraska will be happy to show you fair weather cheeseheads what college football and work ethic are all about.
Iowa: For years you mealy mouth Iowegians have run your mouth about how great the BIG 10 is and how great you Hawkeyes are. Only to get put in your place in blowout fashion whenever our two teams actually meet on the field. Now that the BIG 10 really is great with the addition of Nebraska to your resume of storied football programs I'm excited for you to see the future of the BIG 10, a future that includes many championships for the Cornhuskers.
Penn State: You owe us a National Championship and you are under the false assumption that we owe you one. This should make for plenty of bad blood. Bring it on!
Michigan: You know, I have to give credit where credit is due. You believe the 1997 National Championship should have never been split. You are absolutely right. It should have been an outright Championship for the Cornhuskers! The sting of that 2005 Alamo bowl ending still itch too? I hope so. Lets get this show on the road!!!
Michigan State and Minnesota: I'm to understand you've won National Championships..... IN FOOTBALL.. I'll have to ask my great grandpa about those.. Oh wait, he's dead.
Northwestern: Gary Barnett is in your history. Black Eye. Nuff said.
Purdue: You know, football is a sport of 11 players, not just Quarterback.
Illinois and Indiana: No need to kick a team while they are down as you are.. Wait, was that kicking???
Does that stir it up a bit?? :corndance