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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, toughened, older cowboy in his early sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer. So, you guys better be good or you're history. Here's the equipment you will need -- a chair, a whip and a gun. So, who wants to try out first?"
Immediately, the blond says, "I'll go first." In an effort to be chivalrous, the cowboy offers to go first; but the blonde insists.
As the cowboy and circus owner watch, she walks past the chair, past the whip and past the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. As the lion starts to snarl, roar and pant, the owner and the cowboy figure the blonde is a goner. The lion immediately charges straight towards her.
When the lion is about half way there, she throws off her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick her entire body for several minutes; and when finished, rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner is dumbstruck; he cannot believe what he is witnessing. "I have NEVER seen anything like that in my entire career. That is amazing." He then turns to the cowboy and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old cowboy replies, "No problem, just get the lion out of my way."
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer. So, you guys better be good or you're history. Here's the equipment you will need -- a chair, a whip and a gun. So, who wants to try out first?"
Immediately, the blond says, "I'll go first." In an effort to be chivalrous, the cowboy offers to go first; but the blonde insists.
As the cowboy and circus owner watch, she walks past the chair, past the whip and past the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. As the lion starts to snarl, roar and pant, the owner and the cowboy figure the blonde is a goner. The lion immediately charges straight towards her.
When the lion is about half way there, she throws off her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick her entire body for several minutes; and when finished, rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner is dumbstruck; he cannot believe what he is witnessing. "I have NEVER seen anything like that in my entire career. That is amazing." He then turns to the cowboy and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old cowboy replies, "No problem, just get the lion out of my way."
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