Little David

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> > Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the

> children what their fathers did

> > for a living. All of the typical answers came up...fireman, policeman,

> salesman, etc. David was

> > being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his

> father. "My father's an

> > exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all of his clothes in front of

> other men. Sometimes, if the

> > offer's good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with

> him for money." The

> > teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other

> children to work on some

> > coloring and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true

> about you father?" "No," said

> > David, "He plays defense for the Chiefs, but I was too embarrassed to

say

> that in front of the

> > other kids. :lol:

 
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