Little known fact about Sam Keller

[Landlord]

Sam Keller can believe it's not butter.

You heard it hear first! :restore

 

[husker rob]

there is an energy drink made from Sam Kellers urine, it is called RedBull

 

[skersOVRsc]

Sam Keller created the sun.

 

[husker rob]

Sam Keller doesnt 'Pop' his collar, shirts get an erection when he puts them on

 

[Landlord]

When Sam Keller jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet.

The water gets "Sam Keller".

 

[pigsonthewing]

the primary export of Sam Keller is Touchdowns.

 

[Redman]

 

[huskeraddict]

Sam Keller is related to Helen Keller. In fact, Helen Keller became blind when Sam threw her a pass.

 

[husker rob]

Drowning's girlfriend says that Sam Keller is NOT hung like a horse.

Horses are hung like Sam Keller

 

[Landlord]

Sam Keller is related to Helen Keller. In fact, Helen Keller became blind when Sam threw her a pass.

And she became deaf when he shouted at her for stealing his parking spot.

 

[skersOVRsc]

Sam Keller was bitten by a spider during a field trip, gained super powers and has dedicated his life to jumping from school to school saving programs from mediocrity.

 

[pigsonthewing]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears a Sam Keller jersey.

 

[papersun87]

I wondered when this would weasel it's way over here from Facebook.

Sam Keller wears an athletic cup, not to protect himself, but the other team.

 

[pigsonthewing]

Sam Keller is the only person in the world who is able to email a touchdown pass.

 

[papersun87]