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>
> A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a
> fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She
> calls on little MARK.
>
> He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first
> gunshot.'
>
> The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like
> your thinking.'
>
> Then little MARK says, 'I have a question for YOU.
>
> There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
>
> One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of
> ice cream.
> The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
>
> The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
> Which one is married?'
>
> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose
> the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
>
> To which Little MARK replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one
> with the Wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
>
> A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a
> fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She
> calls on little MARK.
>
> He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first
> gunshot.'
>
> The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like
> your thinking.'
>
> Then little MARK says, 'I have a question for YOU.
>
> There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
>
> One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of
> ice cream.
> The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
>
> The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
> Which one is married?'
>
> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose
> the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
>
> To which Little MARK replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one
> with the Wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
>
