HUSKER 37
All-American
Saw this on Craigslist a couple weeks ago...
LOOKING FOR AN ARCH NEMISIS - w4m - 21 (Arizona)
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Reply to: pers-782724943@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-04, 11:28AM MST
Need new person to spice up my life!
Someone to be my Dr. Claw, Dr. Evil, or what ever you would like to be called. I'm bored at the office, and work with a bunch of sissys.
Your duties would be to cause havoc in my life. Just the simple things like spill my coffee, TP my house, saran wrap my car, crank call my office, steal the TP from the toilet, glue my phone down, post-it my office, fill my desk with packing peanuts, just something so I can say "I'll get you next time!!!", or "You've won this battle, but the war is not over yet!".
Applicants should be detail oriented and must be able to work well under minimal supervision. Blueprints for total world domination will not be provided so candidates must have experience with creating their own evil schemes. Applicants should be thick skinned since insults are likely to be returned, also applicant should not be easily offended by phrases like “I know you are but what am I,” or “Your Momma!”
As my Evil Arch Nemesis you will need to be at least as fast as I am and you should be returning insults faster than mine. (I hate you already.)You will be required to provide your own assistant, extra consideration will be given to applicants who have midget’s or evil henchmen for assistants.
Travel Requirements: 0%
Salary: NEG
Benefits: none
Status: full time
Required Skills
Candidate must have 2+ years experience as a successful Evil Arch Nemesis. Candidates with a proven track record of evil will be given priority.
Quick and creative wit
Must be handy with a laser beam
Evil laugh (Mwwaaa haaaa haaaaa!)
Sarcasm
Preferred Traits
Handlebar mustache
Monocle
Freaky abnormality (3rd nipple, scar over eye, affinity for gold etc.)
Anyone who owns sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads is a shoe in.
• Location: Arizona
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 782724943
LOOKING FOR AN ARCH NEMISIS - w4m - 21 (Arizona)
________________________________________
Reply to: pers-782724943@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-04, 11:28AM MST
Need new person to spice up my life!
Someone to be my Dr. Claw, Dr. Evil, or what ever you would like to be called. I'm bored at the office, and work with a bunch of sissys.
Your duties would be to cause havoc in my life. Just the simple things like spill my coffee, TP my house, saran wrap my car, crank call my office, steal the TP from the toilet, glue my phone down, post-it my office, fill my desk with packing peanuts, just something so I can say "I'll get you next time!!!", or "You've won this battle, but the war is not over yet!".
Applicants should be detail oriented and must be able to work well under minimal supervision. Blueprints for total world domination will not be provided so candidates must have experience with creating their own evil schemes. Applicants should be thick skinned since insults are likely to be returned, also applicant should not be easily offended by phrases like “I know you are but what am I,” or “Your Momma!”
As my Evil Arch Nemesis you will need to be at least as fast as I am and you should be returning insults faster than mine. (I hate you already.)You will be required to provide your own assistant, extra consideration will be given to applicants who have midget’s or evil henchmen for assistants.
Travel Requirements: 0%
Salary: NEG
Benefits: none
Status: full time
Required Skills
Candidate must have 2+ years experience as a successful Evil Arch Nemesis. Candidates with a proven track record of evil will be given priority.
Quick and creative wit
Must be handy with a laser beam
Evil laugh (Mwwaaa haaaa haaaaa!)
Sarcasm
Preferred Traits
Handlebar mustache
Monocle
Freaky abnormality (3rd nipple, scar over eye, affinity for gold etc.)
Anyone who owns sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads is a shoe in.
• Location: Arizona
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 782724943
