Man charged with assaulting his wife with a sandwich

[GSG]

50-year-old Larry Spurling, of Melbeta, is charged with disturbing the peace. According to the arrest affidavit, Spurling's wife called 911 late Sunday and reported he pushed her down during an argument

and rubbed a sandwich in her face.

http://kneb.com/news/index.php?more=bx8svafk

 

[NU41SB]

Wow that's some big time news for the area...

 

[T_O_Bull]

That will teach her to use Miracle Whip ather than Mayo.

T_O_B

 

[carlfense]

That's kind of misleading . . . he isn't charged with assault.

 

[Decked]

Well thats stupid.

 

[carlfense]

Well thats stupid.

Which part? Pushing his wife to the ground and rubbing a sandwich on her face? If so . . . I agree.

 

[GSG]

That's kind of misleading . . . he isn't charged with assault.

That's our local news websites for ya. I'm surprised there isn't a ton of misspellings

 

[Decked]

Well thats stupid.

Which part? Pushing his wife to the ground and rubbing a sandwich on her face? If so . . . I agree.

Both, but I have to ask why a sandwich?

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Well thats stupid.

Which part? Pushing his wife to the ground and rubbing a sandwich on her face? If so . . . I agree.

Both, but I have to ask why a sandwich?

Because his zipper was stuck! chuckleshuffle

 

[PuttinUp6]

Had an old football coach who told me a story one day....He was in the courthouse (to pay a fine for feeding stray cats) and he stayed to listen to some of the cases that were going on there...A man was suing his wife for hitting him over the head with a bag of potato chips and ruining his supper...... :wacko:

 

[carlfense]

Both, but I have to ask why a sandwich?

I doubt that he could explain. :lol:

 

[PaulCrewe]

It is slightly messed up that when I saw this on the interweb last night, the first thing I thought of was just have been family fun night at GSGs

 

[MLB 51]

It is slightly messed up that when I saw this on the interweb last night, the first thing I thought of was just have been family fun night at GSGs

GSG doesn't even have a girlfriend. Way to kick a guy when he is down Paul. :nutz :lol:

 

[NUance]

Waste of a perfectly fine sammich if you ask me. Unless, of course, she made it wrong.

 

[Count 'Bility]

yeah, why waste a sandwich. Just rub your _____ in her face.