Medical humor

Chef K

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Four Surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first Surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second Surgeon says, "Nope, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third Surgeon says, "Well you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded." The fourth Surgeon says, "I prefer sCUm fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

 
I knew that sCUm fans/students had craniorectal inversion syndrome but not interchangeable parts. I know,

THEY'RE FREAKIN' AMOEBAS. :rollin

GBR

 
I've heard a similar joke pertaining to the French . . . only it included the phrase "no balls" there at the end. :)

 
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