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My experience with Girls in high school transitioning to college...
I wish I could tell these kids what happens to their high school girlfriends when they get to college... Little Betty Lou gets to college and she see's a plethora of HYC ( hawt young Cok) Betty Lou tells her boyfriend that is studying with her "friend" Sally... Turns out, Sally's real name is Shawn, and Shawn is a HYC for sure. Next thing you know Shawn turns into Keith and Keith turns into Steve, and Steve... well, Steve turns into a late night trip to planned parenthood. Then comes the Lesbo stage with a real girl named Sally. A few long nights on white, and Marlboro reds Sally has an Epiphany... Sally calls mom and confides to mom all her deplorable skeletons. Sally hasn't talked to mom so sincere since she was five. Mom feels wanted and whole again. This is a feeling mom cherishes. Mom reassures Sally that she is still her little Betty Lou and she will be just fine. Sally goes back to school a changed woman and in May, Sally graduates with a psychology degree and decides to marry a white male with a business degree. and the rest of the story is told in the Eagles song lyin' eyes.
I wish I could tell these kids what happens to their high school girlfriends when they get to college... Little Betty Lou gets to college and she see's a plethora of HYC ( hawt young Cok) Betty Lou tells her boyfriend that is studying with her "friend" Sally... Turns out, Sally's real name is Shawn, and Shawn is a HYC for sure. Next thing you know Shawn turns into Keith and Keith turns into Steve, and Steve... well, Steve turns into a late night trip to planned parenthood. Then comes the Lesbo stage with a real girl named Sally. A few long nights on white, and Marlboro reds Sally has an Epiphany... Sally calls mom and confides to mom all her deplorable skeletons. Sally hasn't talked to mom so sincere since she was five. Mom feels wanted and whole again. This is a feeling mom cherishes. Mom reassures Sally that she is still her little Betty Lou and she will be just fine. Sally goes back to school a changed woman and in May, Sally graduates with a psychology degree and decides to marry a white male with a business degree. and the rest of the story is told in the Eagles song lyin' eyes.
