That is because I, the Almighty Coz, schemed to defend the goalposts... and the shovel pass. You can bet your sweet a$$ Purdue's DC wouldn't have had the foresight to defend our goalposts and the shovel pass. But I have managed to protect us against both of these threats.
Honestly people, with my DC skillz we would finish in the top 1/2 of the Big 10 this year. I don't know what everyone is bitching about.....
