BigRedJake
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So a bear walks into a bar in Bozeman, Montana and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "Sorry bud, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bozeman."
Bear says, "Come on man, it's hot out there!"
Bartender, "No way, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bozeman."
Bear, "Listen, if you don't serve me a beer I'm going to go down to the end of the bar there and eat that woman!"
Bartender, "I don't really care what you do, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bozeman."
So the bear walks on down and eats that woman, come backs and says, "There, now will you give me a beer?"
Bartender, "For the last time, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bozeman, especialy when they're high!"
Bear, "High?!"
Bartender, "Well, that was a bar b!^@h you ate."
Bartender says, "Sorry bud, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bozeman."
Bear says, "Come on man, it's hot out there!"
Bartender, "No way, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bozeman."
Bear, "Listen, if you don't serve me a beer I'm going to go down to the end of the bar there and eat that woman!"
Bartender, "I don't really care what you do, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bozeman."
So the bear walks on down and eats that woman, come backs and says, "There, now will you give me a beer?"
Bartender, "For the last time, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bozeman, especialy when they're high!"
Bear, "High?!"
Bartender, "Well, that was a bar b!^@h you ate."
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