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A doctor's phone rang at home at three o'clock in the morning. Sleepily, he answered "Hello?"
A very frantic woman said, "Doctor, our baby just swallowed a condom!"
The Doctor said, "Take him to the hospital and I'll meet you in 10 minutes."
He started putting on his clothes and was just getting ready to walk out the door, when the phone rang again. He answered "Hello?"
A very calm voice on the other end of the line said, "Never mind, Docr - we found another one."
A very frantic woman said, "Doctor, our baby just swallowed a condom!"
The Doctor said, "Take him to the hospital and I'll meet you in 10 minutes."
He started putting on his clothes and was just getting ready to walk out the door, when the phone rang again. He answered "Hello?"
A very calm voice on the other end of the line said, "Never mind, Docr - we found another one."
