Nebraska vs. Notre Dame

jonnyhuska

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Nebraska is predicted to face Notre Dame in the Toliet Bowl this year. What would your predictions be on this game. :sarcasm

 
... or so they thought. There was an offsides penalty, so the game ends in a tie. Both teams turn the ball over repeatedly in overtime or miss fieldgoals until everyone says "lets just go home"

 
...or so they thought...later on Bill Callahan is accused of stealing Notre Dames play book and he is banished from the NCAA and Nebraska receives the loss

 
Nebraska wins 2-0 on a last second safety.

Cozgrove would out-scheme himself into a good defense.

 
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In fact, our offense wouldn't even take the field the entire game to their defense, we'd just punt whenever we got the ball. Nobody wants to see any sort of competence in this game. Instead, we just see whether the worst offense in College Football can score against the worst defense.

I predict one play will last 5:37 - it will consist of Notre Dame fumbling the ball and then all of the players just batting it back and forth for the next 5:27. It will end up out of bounds with no clear indication on who last had control. Thus the Sun Belt Conference refs will just call two lame offsetting penalties to replay the down.

 
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Wow, you guys are really down on our team. Have we missed a field goal?

We'll win this game - handily. You think we're having a tough and down season, look at ND. We're down - they're in full-blown collapse mode.

 
It was painful watching Notre Dames post game press conference with Charlie Weisz. Looked like he was in pain and white as a zombie reading the pages on the podium.

 
Let just say we played in the "Toilet Bowl"!! :) Save us the embarrassment. Damned if we win Damned if we lose. :nutz

 
The Huskers would be up 17-0 at the half. Notre Dame would make adjustments and the Huskers would make the same adjustments they have been making all year.

Final score: Huskers 17-Notre Dame 20.

 
Wow, you guys are really down on our team. Have we missed a field goal?

We'll win this game - handily. You think we're having a tough and down season, look at ND. We're down - they're in full-blown collapse mode.
I think three consecutive blowout losses counts as full-blown collapse. At least Notre Dame has been competitive in some of their games. :(

EDIT: Okay, that's putting it a little harshly. I should have said Notre Dame has been competitive in their LOSSES.

 
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Nebraska 37 Notre Dame 14, But Then just because it's the toliet bowl Colorado State would just be declared the victor. Just because.

So final score: Colorado State 42 Nebraska 37 Notre Dame 14

 
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