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Big XII Contract requirements that have not been released to the public…
- UT plays every football game at home or a neutral site approved by the UT athletic department
- All conference logos are now required to have horns incorporated in them. A licensing fee will also be paid to the University of Texas for the rights to use those horns.
- All Athletic Directors from conference schools have to physically kiss DeLoss Dodds buttocks twice a month with the exception of AD’s at Tech and OSU. Their lips are only allowed to be removed from Dodds behind when the other schools are there to “pay their respects”
-All cheerleaders for non-UT conference teams will now be required to get the UT logo permanently inked on their lower backs. The Ath Directors of each school will be required to have a UT tramp stamp as well. A licensing fee will also be paid to the University of Texas for the rights to use the logo
- In deference to the superiority of UT, fans of opposing conference schools are no longer allowed to make eye contact with UT fans.
- All future coaching changes must be approved by the UT athletic department
- Opposing fans agree to no longer “Booo” Texas teams during competition.? Opposing fans are allowed to express their emotions via vigorous clapping of the hands
- The penalty for beating Texas in football is a 2 yr conference probation and a 50% reduction in Television revenues
- At the beginning of every sporting event, “The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You” will be played following the National Anthem. A royalty will be paid to UT for use of that song
- Any conference school that chooses to start their own network must tithe 20% of the revenues to the UT Athletic Dept
- The flags of every conference school will be on display at every event but the UT flag must be flown at least 10 feet higher
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- UT plays every football game at home or a neutral site approved by the UT athletic department
- All conference logos are now required to have horns incorporated in them. A licensing fee will also be paid to the University of Texas for the rights to use those horns.
- All Athletic Directors from conference schools have to physically kiss DeLoss Dodds buttocks twice a month with the exception of AD’s at Tech and OSU. Their lips are only allowed to be removed from Dodds behind when the other schools are there to “pay their respects”
-All cheerleaders for non-UT conference teams will now be required to get the UT logo permanently inked on their lower backs. The Ath Directors of each school will be required to have a UT tramp stamp as well. A licensing fee will also be paid to the University of Texas for the rights to use the logo
- In deference to the superiority of UT, fans of opposing conference schools are no longer allowed to make eye contact with UT fans.
- All future coaching changes must be approved by the UT athletic department
- Opposing fans agree to no longer “Booo” Texas teams during competition.? Opposing fans are allowed to express their emotions via vigorous clapping of the hands
- The penalty for beating Texas in football is a 2 yr conference probation and a 50% reduction in Television revenues
- At the beginning of every sporting event, “The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You” will be played following the National Anthem. A royalty will be paid to UT for use of that song
- Any conference school that chooses to start their own network must tithe 20% of the revenues to the UT Athletic Dept
- The flags of every conference school will be on display at every event but the UT flag must be flown at least 10 feet higher
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