Eric the Red
Team HuskerBoard
NEW JERSEY vs CALI (This is FUNNY)
im frome cali
-I cuss a lot.
-I say "for sure" and "right on" and "hella" and I say it often.
-I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.
-I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.
-Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is.
-I go to the Beach - not "down the shore" (who the f#*k says that anyways?).
-I've been to "the city" (if your from California you don't say Frisco....you look stupid) and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.
-The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
-My governor can kick ur governors a$$.
-I can go out at midnight and wear a t-shirt and shorts.
-I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a greek GOD.
-I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day (GOD bless LA COSTA)
-All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.
-We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).
-I'm from California and I love it....
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I'm from new jersey , wuts good
i dont write in pretty little columns like california
if i mess up spelling who the f#*k cares
we curse alot . not cuss .. what kind of pu&&y says cuss?
i say "f'ing" "shore" and "wata/wooder" (water) and LOVE IT
yea its 65 .. but if you go that slow ur gonna get run the f#*k over
if you cut me off, youre getting the horn and the finger .. and you WILL be ok with it
your governor can kick my governor's a$$? mine can GOVERN. who the f#*k elects an "actor" as governor anyway? dumbasses. oh && btw .. our governor was gay .. what now b!^@h ?!??!
only WE say were from dirty jersey, that's how we do.
I to have been to "the city" (if your from around here its the city/ nyc/philly) if you call it the big apple you look and sound like a big a$$
we were one of the original 13, too bad california isnt
Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is over here in jersey , too. your not so special...oh and we get snow too assf%$#@
were not known for being f**s like you
who cares where those tv show are made? yours all suck anyway
cali's got the best beaches !? those Laguna Beach f****s need to come down here and get f'ing jumped at Seaside
camden and newark will kick comptons a$$ anyday
Frank Sinatra...Bruce Springsteen...Jack Nicholson...Bon Jovi...Joe Buddens Redman Kirsten Dunst and John Travolta .. all from jersey
only bennies say "going to the beach" so f#*k off "dude", stop being so "gnarly"
"the drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 most people even starty younger" --do you honestly think you're the only ones?
we say pie and get a large pizza
we get REAL ITALIAN FOOD .. not that fake sh#t they got in cali
who wants mexican food anyway?
we have WAWA ; QUiCK CHECK ; and SEVEN 11 and they`re awesome .. so suck my d!(k m-f'r
I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from jersey they know not to mess.
we've got the hottest hoes around !
PORKROLL. enough said.
who the hell eats clam chowder outta a bread bowl? .. and why are you so proud?
as for tv shows ; can we say SOPRANOS??????
we can go out at midnight & get away with more sh#t than you can imagine
Somerset County, Hunterdon County, Bergen County & Morris County.. the four richest counties in the WHOLE country are in Jersey...and we dont need a bunch of shows on MTV to prove it
CALIFORNIA DON'T GOT sh#t ON JERSEY!
im frome cali
-I cuss a lot.
-I say "for sure" and "right on" and "hella" and I say it often.
-I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.
-I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.
-Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is.
-I go to the Beach - not "down the shore" (who the f#*k says that anyways?).
-I've been to "the city" (if your from California you don't say Frisco....you look stupid) and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.
-The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
-My governor can kick ur governors a$$.
-I can go out at midnight and wear a t-shirt and shorts.
-I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a greek GOD.
-I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day (GOD bless LA COSTA)
-All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.
-We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).
-I'm from California and I love it....
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I'm from new jersey , wuts good
i dont write in pretty little columns like california
if i mess up spelling who the f#*k cares
we curse alot . not cuss .. what kind of pu&&y says cuss?
i say "f'ing" "shore" and "wata/wooder" (water) and LOVE IT
yea its 65 .. but if you go that slow ur gonna get run the f#*k over
if you cut me off, youre getting the horn and the finger .. and you WILL be ok with it
your governor can kick my governor's a$$? mine can GOVERN. who the f#*k elects an "actor" as governor anyway? dumbasses. oh && btw .. our governor was gay .. what now b!^@h ?!??!
only WE say were from dirty jersey, that's how we do.
I to have been to "the city" (if your from around here its the city/ nyc/philly) if you call it the big apple you look and sound like a big a$$
we were one of the original 13, too bad california isnt
Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is over here in jersey , too. your not so special...oh and we get snow too assf%$#@
were not known for being f**s like you
who cares where those tv show are made? yours all suck anyway
cali's got the best beaches !? those Laguna Beach f****s need to come down here and get f'ing jumped at Seaside
camden and newark will kick comptons a$$ anyday
Frank Sinatra...Bruce Springsteen...Jack Nicholson...Bon Jovi...Joe Buddens Redman Kirsten Dunst and John Travolta .. all from jersey
only bennies say "going to the beach" so f#*k off "dude", stop being so "gnarly"
"the drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 most people even starty younger" --do you honestly think you're the only ones?
we say pie and get a large pizza
we get REAL ITALIAN FOOD .. not that fake sh#t they got in cali
who wants mexican food anyway?
we have WAWA ; QUiCK CHECK ; and SEVEN 11 and they`re awesome .. so suck my d!(k m-f'r
I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from jersey they know not to mess.
we've got the hottest hoes around !
PORKROLL. enough said.
who the hell eats clam chowder outta a bread bowl? .. and why are you so proud?
as for tv shows ; can we say SOPRANOS??????
we can go out at midnight & get away with more sh#t than you can imagine
Somerset County, Hunterdon County, Bergen County & Morris County.. the four richest counties in the WHOLE country are in Jersey...and we dont need a bunch of shows on MTV to prove it
CALIFORNIA DON'T GOT sh#t ON JERSEY!
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