OFFICIAL advice on how to get on the HB roster

Minnesota_husker

Minnesota_husker

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We arent that far off from another year of voting for those who you want to get on the HB roster....

So... I thought myself, and others could share some advice on how to make the team...

I will start:

Buy Knapplc Prune juice as a bribing tool.

 
Strategy one: Send PMs out promising everyone that you'll vote for them if they vote for you.

Strategy two: Vast army of sock puppet voters.

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I'm going to put in a new rule this year: perpetuate the "knapplc is old" joke and you're automatically disqualified from the roster.

If you still think that joke is funny you must be looking for a spot on the 2011 Starting Lineup.

 
knapplc said:
I'm going to put in a new rule this year: perpetuate the "knapplc is old" joke and you're automatically disqualified from the roster.

If you still think that joke is funny you must be looking for a spot on the 2011 Starting Lineup.
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King Arthur: Old woman!

Knapplc: Man.

King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

Knapplc: I'm 37.

King Arthur: What?

Knapplc: I'm 37. I'm not old.

King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".

Knapplc: Well you could say "Knapplc".

King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Knapplc.

Knapplc: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

 
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help, I'm being repressed!

 
Apparently having the attitude of your average toddler will get you the head coach position so there's that

 
tschu said:
Apparently having the attitude of your average toddler will get you the head coach position so there's that
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Seriously. It's been a glorious 8 weeks without that guy. Here's 800 more.

 
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