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A 90-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come
back with normal results.
The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you
doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight,so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to
go to the bathroom, poof.... the light goes on.
When I'm done, poof....the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine, but I had to call you because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
during the night and poof.... the light goes on in the ba throom,
and when he's done, poof....the light goes off?"
"Oh, xz@#**!^%d= him!" Ethel blurts. "He's peeing in the refrigerator
again!"
A 90-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come
back with normal results.
The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you
doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight,so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to
go to the bathroom, poof.... the light goes on.
When I'm done, poof....the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine, but I had to call you because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
during the night and poof.... the light goes on in the ba throom,
and when he's done, poof....the light goes off?"
"Oh, xz@#**!^%d= him!" Ethel blurts. "He's peeing in the refrigerator
again!"
