One More Joke

Roxy15

All-Conference
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed. Suddenly the wife

felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving

down past the small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders

and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping

just over her lower belly. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left

inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her

side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to

her calf.Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the upper

most portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right

side,then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become

quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was

wonderful. Why did you stop?"

"I found the remote," he said

 
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