Roxy
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lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's
deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a
lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any
cop from San Antonio, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have
some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says," License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy.
License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the
law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give
me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy
says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the ever-loving sh -- out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me
to stop, or just slow down?"
deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a
lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any
cop from San Antonio, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have
some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says," License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy.
License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the
law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give
me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy
says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the ever-loving sh -- out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me
to stop, or just slow down?"
