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epocSoN

epocSoN

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Let me preface this by saying that I live with my Fiance and best friend from high school in Lincoln. They both leave to go to class early every morning between 7:30 and 8:30. I usually park my car at the end of the driveway so they can get out and I don't have ot move my car every single morning, then once I get up and go to class, the car will be moved by 9am.

This morning I woke up to a note on my car that stated the following:

Last Warning:

If this vehicle blocks this sidewalk ever again, it will be significantly vandalized. I hate cops and prefer to deal with issues like this myself. If it happens again after that, its owner will be significantly vandalized. Please do not consider this a bluff. Just park the F*ing gay piece of S*it farther forward you lazy F*cking piece of *hit.

Sincerely,

A concerned citizen.

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I just called the cops and they are on their way....

I hate people like this, and I'm highly doubting that they know, or have ever even seen me. Interesting side information that makes this story more worth while...

a. I'm 6 foot 6inch tall

b. I'm 255lbs

c. I train in mixed martial arts.

I know this will most likely get moved but I didn't know where to put it. And I had to tell somebody...

 
Leave the parking spot empty and leave this note instead:

"Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your concern. Please understand however, this is where I have to park my car after I get home from f'ing your sister and mom (sometimes at the same time) until they both walk like cowboys who've riden an elephant for 3 hours. By the way, your mom says put on some clean underwear and mind your own f'ing business you piece of sh#t!

Sincerely,

Yo Momma's Boy-Toy"

 
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
Leave the parking spot empty and leave this note instead:

"Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your concern. Please understand however, this is where I have to park my car after I get home from f'ing your sister and mom (sometimes at the same time) until they both walk like cowboys who've riden an elephant for 3 hours. By the way, your mom says put on some clean underwear and mind your own f'ing business you piece of sh#t!

Sincerely,

Yo Momma's Boy-Toy"
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I'm going to guess the cop tells you not to block the side walk. Just a guess, but I would say blocking the sidewalk is illegal.

 
epoc said:
snootalope said:
Or, obey the law and don't block the sidewalk like a good citizen. just a thought
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You really think me blocking the sidewalk from 10pm at night to 9am in the morning warrants this note?
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No.....that note is pretty extreme. However, you never know what cracked out meth-head lives down the street that likes to walk his two cracked out dogs at midnight. FYI, I used to have a neighbor who enjoyed his illegal substances that did exactly that. Dude walked his dog at like 11pm every night.... very odd.

For what it's worth, it is illegal to block a sidewalk, so don't be surprised if Barney5 says something supporting the intended goal of the note... :cop:

 
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snootalope said:
epoc said:
snootalope said:
Or, obey the law and don't block the sidewalk like a good citizen. just a thought
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You really think me blocking the sidewalk from 10pm at night to 9am in the morning warrants this note?
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No.....that note is pretty extreme. However, you never know what cracked out meth-head lives down the street that likes to walk his two cracked out dogs at midnight. FYI, I used to have a neighbor who enjoyed his illegal substances that did exactly that. Dude walked his dog at like 11pm every night.... very odd.

For what it's worth, it is illegal to block a sidewalk, so don't be surprised if Barney5 says something supporting the intended goal of the note... :cop:
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the note itself may be illegal, however, so it is good you called the cops.

 
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