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huskernumerouno

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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes

later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few

minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is

screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring

the customers"!

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,

something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot!

You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

 
huskernumerouno said:
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes

later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few

minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is

screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring

the customers"!

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,

something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot!

You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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I thought it was going to be the one I read in my Dad's Playboy as a child.

These two Drunks are sitting at a bar and one goes to the bathroom..Forgets to zip his pants up and leaves Herbie out in the open.

After he sits back down on his barstool, his buddy notices, picks up an empty bottle and smashes it over the exposed wiener..."Ow!", says the 1st guy..What happened?"

Guy #2 says, "THere was a snake crawling up your barstool and I hit him with this bottle".

Guy #1 screams, "Well, Hit him again, the Fukcer just bit me".

 
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