Parents name son after their favorite football team

[Apathy]

Crimson Tide Redd

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[Manhattan]

And they can take him to see the Coaches Trophy at WalMart... :facepalm:

 

[zoogs]

How can you do that to a kid? Seriously? When he has to write his legal name on things. "Crimson Tide." And that poor kid named Saban. When Saban's not coaching there anymore...

 

[huKSer]

Well, at least daddy was a college football fan.

If he was a fan of this league

Passion Redd

Temptation Redd

Seduction Redd

 

[NUance]

Ha ha! Two predictions. The kid ends up shooting from a clocktower someday. And/or he buries his parents in the crawlspace under his house.

 

[dubsker]

I bet they going to chant, "S E C! S E C!" at his birthdays, graduations, and other moments of achievement.

 

[I See Red People]

My good friend from grade school has a brother named Paul Tom Osborne Petersen.

 

[M I K E]

Ha ha! Two predictions. The kid ends up shooting from a clocktower someday. And/or he buries his parents in the crawlspace under his house.

I bet people will still be laughing at him while they're being shot at. :facepalm: