Pelini Update

Wally

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Update from Atlanta (8:15 p.m.):

Bo Pelini likely will be wearing Husker red the next time he takes the field as a coach. Pelini declined immediate interviews after LSU's 21-14 win Saturday over Tennessee in the SEC championship game, but several Tigers players said Pelini told them before the game that he was leaning toward going to Nebraska. "He did tell us it was his dream job and the opportunity of a lifetime and something he had nover done before," said LSU senior defensive end Kirston Pittman. After the game, Pelini downplayed his comments to the players and declined to talk about the NU job. He said his future would be resolved in the next couple days. - Dirk Chatelain

 
sure, we "know" already. but you know there will be bogasm's like never before when the announcement is made

 
and everyone in the state will light cigarettes during the season when this defense creates 40+ turnovers and our offense is good enough to keep up.

10 wins or bust!

 
I predicit cigarette sales will explode and the state will have to implement a $3.00 tax raising the price to $8.00 a pack. Also Lung cancer would jump to record highs. Therefore the Surgan General would have to implement a warning on Huskers football. OH well thats better than getting crapped on for 4 years.

 
i think it already has one.

Surgeon General's Warning: Bad Plays May Cause Remote to Be Thrown Into Television or Dog To Be Kicked.

 
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I know. Bo will change at least one Husker tradition. Instead of releasing red balloons after the first score, the entire stadium will light up and simultaneously exhale a cloud of smoke!!!!!!!!! :w00t

 
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