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The Pope and Hillary Clinton were on a stage together in
front of a huge crowd. However, both of them have been in front of
crowds before, so, to make this time more interesting, Hillary said to
the Pope, 'Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can
make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?'
He said, 'Really! Show me.'
She waved. Sure enough, every Democrat in the crowd
cheered wildly. The cheering then subsided as quickly as it started.
The Pope, not to be outdone by such arrogance, thought
about what he could do to answer her stunt. 'That was impressive,' the
Pope said, 'but did you know that with just one little wave of my hand
I can make almost every person in this country go crazy with joy? What's
more, this joy will not be a momentary display like that of your
people, but will go deep into their hearts. They will forever speak of
this day, and they will rejoice.'
The senator doubted this, of course, and said with a smirk,
'One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice
forever? Show me.'
So, the Pope slapped her
The Pope and Hillary Clinton were on a stage together in
front of a huge crowd. However, both of them have been in front of
crowds before, so, to make this time more interesting, Hillary said to
the Pope, 'Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can
make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?'
He said, 'Really! Show me.'
She waved. Sure enough, every Democrat in the crowd
cheered wildly. The cheering then subsided as quickly as it started.
The Pope, not to be outdone by such arrogance, thought
about what he could do to answer her stunt. 'That was impressive,' the
Pope said, 'but did you know that with just one little wave of my hand
I can make almost every person in this country go crazy with joy? What's
more, this joy will not be a momentary display like that of your
people, but will go deep into their hearts. They will forever speak of
this day, and they will rejoice.'
The senator doubted this, of course, and said with a smirk,
'One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice
forever? Show me.'
So, the Pope slapped her
