Preseason Article Generator

[carlfense]

I know that a few local writers drop into HB occasionally so I think that we should give them an assist. We can save time each year with a template:

[ ] True freshman __________

[ ] Walkon __________

[ ] Unheralded recruit ___________

[ ] Former backup toiling in the shadows ____________

looks

[ ] like a full grown man

[ ] like he is NFL ready

[ ] like he should be the first guy off of the bus

[ ] much bigger than he did [last season] [as a recruit]

and he

[ ] added good mass without losing a step

[ ] is much faster after losing some pounds

[ ] really focused on eating right and hitting the weights

in addition to his impressive physical condition he

[ ] spent hours each week memorizing the playbook

[ ] put in extra time after workouts

[ ] is really growing into a leader

[ ] has earned the respect of [the coaching staff] [his teammates]

and [the coaching staff] [his teammates] say

[ ] that the game has really slowed down for him

[ ] it's [finally] [already] 'clicked' for him

[ ] that he is pushing [the starter] [the backup ahead of him] for reps

[ ] that he is giving us good looks

and ____________ himself says

[ ] that he just wants to contribute

[ ] that he is eager to hit players from another team

[ ] that the game is much faster [this season] [than high school]

[ ] that he is just hoping to get a shot

What did I miss?

 

[kchusker_chris]

Former backup toiling in the shadows Bo Pelini looks like a full grown man and he is really focused on eating right and hitting the weights. In addition to his impressive physical condition he is really growing into a leader and his teammates say it's finally "clicked" for him and Bo Pelini himself says that he is eager to hit [referees] from another [crew] this season.

 

[carlfense]

Former backup toiling in the shadows Bo Pelini looks like a full grown man and he is really focused on eating right and hitting the weights. In addition to his impressive physical condition he is really growing into a leader and his teammates say it's finally "clicked" for him and Bo Pelini himself says that he is eager to hit [referees] from another [crew] this season.

Perfect. Just perfect.