Purify now in "full motion"

[hack]

Pretty good article on Mo:

LINCOLN - Sitting in his room back at San Francisco City College, Maurice Purify took out a pen and paper and made a list.

 

 

Husker receiver Maurice Purify beats Oklahoma State's Calvin Mickens to the end zone for a touchdown Saturday.

 

It was the second semester of his sophomore year, and the following semester Purify would head to Lincoln to become a Cornhusker.

 

In preparation for his jump to major college football, the Eureka, Calif., native wrote out a list of statistical goals.

 

Score two touchdowns in a game. Record 100 receiving yards in a game. Get 10 catches in a game. Catch 10 touchdowns in one season.

 

OWH

not included in the article...

Solve the Kennedy Assassination.

 

Eat his weight in twinkies. Chase it down with 35 gallons for Mountain Dew. Get the shakes so bad, he vibrates into another dimension where he meets himself. Play against himself on PS2 'NCAA Football' because everyone else in this reality is 'weak!'

 

Create an earth-friendly car that is solely powered by his inherent coolness.

 

re-unite the act of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. tho seemingly impossible, Purify states that he's read the Necronomicon online and has some 'pretty good ideas.'

 

Not only throw a touchdown pass, but *catch* same pass for a touchdown.

 

Create a biscut tastier than the ones they serve at 'Austins'.

 

End up with Nunn's girlfriend at the end of the season.

 

 

:3

 

Win a National Championship!

the man has goals, i tell you

 

[Touchdown Tommie]

:rollin

We can always count on Hack to "add" to a story.

With the attention MO is getting now, this will help with the recruiting of top receivers. As we all know, kids are looking for what can get them to the big time. When MO makes it there it will show recruits that WRs can make it to the NFL through NU.